THIS IS DEFINITELY A POEM

Zinc
Yawning
X-certificate
Warning.
Vampires
Urinate
Tourists
Salivate.
Record
Queue
Politics
Overdue.
Nameless
Misery
Leaden
Jee-whizzery.
Idle
Hunk
Galloping
Funk.
Ecstatic
Dons,
Cold
Bronze
Aeons