EXOTIC MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE

Chuckling like a horsefly
up to its neck in manure
the anthropic principle
strokes its wispy beard
and directs its dark energy eyes
towards an enticing nest of multi-verses

Chortling, an incessant moth
buzzes round critical density candles
there is nothing it likes more
than waddling,
exoplanets clutched to its
hairless chest, into
the 120 orders of magnitude problem