ST GEORGE'S DAY

Her majesty
her highness
the queen that is
must be over the moon

Today
St George's day !
and yesterday
or
was it the day before yesterday?
her birthday!

What joy!
for our monarch

I can just imagine that
poisonous bitch
stabbing a spear straight into the heart
of a dragon
skewering it around

She would probably snap its head off
while
faint puffs of dirt-brown smoke
still wafted from its demoralised nostrils

She would probably then
call over the rest of her
vapid family
and make some kind of boring speech
featuring
a lot of earnestness
and a couple of quasi-liberal sentiments

A good thing no-one
round here celebrates St George's day
except possibly
the dodgy looking bloke
I saw coming out of a pub
wrapped in
a white flag with a red cross