GO, CURATOR, GO

Mind-sapping
mobile snapping
undo the wrapping
go, curator, go

academically
unimaginatively
ponderously
go, curator, go

upper class
upper-middle class
up your own arse
go, curator, go

pontificating
deliberating
about a painting
go, curator, go

in a trance
full of importance 
in a gallery in France
go, curator, go

online, offline
soaked in brine
drunk on wine
go, curator, go

culture clueless
dull and foolish
somewhat ghoulish
go, curator, go